“I’m HIV
positive.”
Hello my
dearest RANTers! It’s election day today so VOTE WISELY (But for sure
that by the time you've read this post you've already voted.). Now that I got
your attention, you’ll be reading all throughout this blog post (And I L-O-V-E
it!).
A few days
back, as I was browsing through my Facebook News Feed, I stumbled upon a video
that talks about how one can prevent transmitting the Human Immunodeficiency
Virus (a.k.a. HIV) and not only that but one of my crushies, SEBASTIAN CASTRO
(Insert fanatic scream here.), is featured in the video (Fainting act). Here is
the video I’m RANTing about…
It actually
sums up the whole health teaching regarding the prevention of the HIV through
sex. So let me elaborate (Dictionary please!) on the ABCs of HIV prevention…
Abstinence
~It is said
in Abraham Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs that the basic physiological needs of a
human being is air, food, water, clothing, sleep, excretion, and SEX (Getting a
bit N-E-R-D-Y here!). Yes, you’ve read it right. S-E-X! Now you may be thinking
that it is T-O-T-A-L-L-Y impossible to abstain from sex since it is one of our
basic physiological needs as a human. Well for me, it is possible. If you’re
itching your way into sex, then you might just want to call on Mary Palmer for that.
Be faithful
~My
F-A-V-E!!! Being faithful has a lot of pros and that includes preventing
sexually transmitted infections (STIs) especially the feared HIV.
But the
question there is, you could be faithful but how many “partners” have you had
in the past twelve months? See? You are “faithful” but you've been in twelve (Or more!) relationships in the past twelve months. “B” does not
only stand for “Be faithful” but also “Be in a LONG monogamous relationship”
and by “LONG” (Me likey!) I meant to say like you’ve been in a monogamous
relationship for more than a year. Let us all be clear on that.
But then
again, what if you’re in an OPEN RELATIONSHIP (And I know a lot of couples who
are in this one)? The answer is…
Condom
~This is the
answer to the previous question. Always have a rain coat or umbrella when it
rains so you won’t get sick. A-L-W-A-Y-S use a condom if you’re gonna have sex with another person other than your partner (For those who are in an OPEN RELATIONSHIP only!!!).
Never ever go BAREBACK.
But then
again, you cannot do neither “A” nor “B”. You want to go to orgies and have sex
with everyone you come across even with that dirty old beggar at that dark alley (Talk about dirty.). So what can you do? Again, the answer is always
to use a condom CORRECTLY.
Then again,
your sexual partner doesn’t want to use condom. What can you do?
I suggest
you pin him down on the bed (Or wherever you’re going to do it.) and do this to
him…
No money to
buy condoms? Shut up! Come on! You have an S3/iPhone/smart phone/iPad/Mini
iPad/tablet/Macbook air/laptop/netbook/WiFi (Talk about being a gadget geek.) but you can’t buy a single condom? Seriously?! S-E-R-I-O-U-S-L-Y?! Geez!
Now that you’ve
finished reading this post, you can at least say you’re…
P.S.
I'm not HIV positive. I just thought of putting it there to get our attention. Ahihihihi! P-E-A-C-E! (.^_^.)v
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